Thursday, November 26, 2009

Class of 2013

It's hard to believe that this time 3 months ago, I attended my first college lecture and was still scrambling around to get into the classes that I wanted. I now consider myself a seasoned, if not a less noobish, veteran. Because I'm the class of 2013, I'm going to share 20 lessons I've learned & 13 new things experiences I've had!

Lesson #1:
Do not pick up cups at a party and drink from them. Keep YOUR cup with you at all times.

Lesson #2:
Always eat before going out.

Lesson #3:
And do not eat AFTER (especially when you've already consumed 1000+ calories in alcohol)

Lesson #4:
When drunk suitemates bang on the door at 3AM, turn off all your lights and pretend you're not there to avoid hosting them in your own bed.

Lesson #5:
Make friends in big lectures so they can save seats for you if you have back to back classes :)

Lesson #6:
Stay away from Turkey burgers. And tofu.

Lesson #7:
Make friends with upperclassmen (with cars!)

Lesson #8:
Join organizations to meet new people! And actually participate in their activities

Lesson #9:
Don't go to pointless lectures in which the professor just makes you fall asleep, especially if they're morning classes.

Lesson #10:
Skipping class kicks you in the butt. I think I have proven that one wrong.

Lesson #11:
Look out for one another. You'll be able to tell who your real friends are.

Lesson #12:
Keep in touch with your old friends, because they ARE your real friends.

Lesson #13:
Keep track of how many meals you have left in the week to save yourself from the embarrassment of getting your card rejected.

Lesson #14:
Learn to manage your money.

Lesson #15:
Try different drinks at the cafe until you find your favorites. Oh & make friends with the baristas.

Lesson #16:
Figure out when the dining halls & libraries are open to avoid walking 10 minutes for nothing.

Lesson #17:
Make use of the bus system and master it.

Lesson #18:
Come up with a witty and unforgettable way to introduce yourself. People won't forget your name & it's always a great conversation starter.

Lesson #19:
Turn your printer off when you're not using it. Not only does it save energy, it also does not turn your warm printer into a lovely home for cockroaches.

Lesson #20:
Even if you have wireless, make sure you have an ethernet cable. It'll save your life.

13 Things New Experiences:
1. Attending an a capella concert
2. Walking a dog
3. Eating salad on a daily basis
4. Ice Cream + Coffee in the dining halls to make a delicious frap
5. Taking care of drunk people
6. (Dressing up for a) College football game & tailgating
7. Staying up until 4AM to watch meteors
8. Riding the Greyhound & train all by myself
9. Being in a class with 500 people
10. Large scale scavenger hunt
11. Playing games online during class
12. Frat parties
13. Riding a trolley as a common mode of transportation

Sadly, I have yet to streak the lawn or go steam tunneling (2 UVA traditions). But not to fear, I will go steam tunneling soon. . .And as for streaking. . .well, I'm not sure when that's gonna happen!

Happy holidays everyone!


5 comments:

Willis Zhang said...

so true!! be careful, mary!

Starr said...

Oh dear, Mary. Whatchoo doing over at UVA, eh?

Stay good!
Strike that.
Be good! xD

And do I want to ask what's wrong with tofu?

Minh Pho said...

def true that about the saving seats thing and the car thing. though commuters are just as useful for grabbing rides to places

Claire said...

according to duke traditions i am suppose to have sex in two public places

Mary said...

hahaha omg i cant believe that's a tradition claire!

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